Serpong Greenview's BEST 2BR: Unbelievable Views Await! (Tangerang, Indonesia)
Serpong Greenview's BEST 2BR: Unbelievable Views Await! (My Unfiltered Tangerang Tango!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, PR-approved hotel review. This is real. We’re diving headfirst into Serpong Greenview's 2BR, the one they claim has "Unbelievable Views." Spoiler alert: they weren't lying…but the journey to the view? That was an experience.
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Getting There & Accessibility: The Initial Hurdles…and the Triumphant Climb
Right, first impressions. Getting to Serpong Greenview felt like navigating the Jakarta ring road during rush hour…on a bicycle. Okay, okay, maybe I exaggerate. But the traffic, the…vibrancy…of Tangerang? It's a thing.
- Access: Finding the place wasn't a nightmare, thank God for Google Maps. But navigating the building itself, the elevators were relatively easy to use and accessible.
- Wheelchair Accessible: This is where things get a little…mixed. The lobby appeared fairly accessible, with ramps and whatnot. The elevators were wide enough, thank god. But navigating the nooks and crannies of the property…let's just say it requires a bit of maneuvering, and let's leave it at that.
- Airport transfer: Okay, so they do airport transfers. But I didn't use it. I used Grab and it was fine.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Valet parking: Score! Plenty of parking AND free! The valet service was also efficient.
The View: Holy Mother of Jakarta Skylines!
Okay, let's get to the good stuff. The views. The "Unbelievable Views." They weren't kidding. Seriously. My jaw actually dropped. I’m talking panoramic, sprawling, "I can see all the traffic and the hustle and bustle" kind of views. Seriously, the apartment looked down onto the highway and I found myself mesmerized by the flow of traffic. The sunrises? Sunset? Forget about it. Instagrammable overload. The view alone almost makes the whole experience worth it. Almost.
Rooms & Comfort: Comfort and a Few Quirks…
- Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, alarm clock, bathrobes are there, bathroom phone, bathtub, blackout curtains, carpeting, closet, coffee/tea maker, complimentary tea, daily housekeeping, desk, extra long bed, free bottled water, hair dryer, high floor, in-room safe box, interconnecting room(s) available, internet access – LAN, internet access – wireless, ironing facilities, laptop workspace, linens, mini bar, mirror, non-smoking, on-demand movies, private bathroom, reading light, refrigerator, safety/security feature, satellite/cable channels, scale, seating area, separate shower/bathtub, shower, slippers, smoke detector, socket near the bed, sofa, soundproofing, telephone, toiletries, towels, umbrella, visual alarm, wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], window that opens.
- The 2BR: My kingdom for a comfortable sofa. Seriously, the apartment itself was pretty decent. Clean, spacious, what you’d expect. The beds were comfy, and the blackout curtains? Glorious. But the sofa was… well, let's just say it wasn't built for lounging. More for sitting upright, which is great, until you want to relax.
- Cleanliness and safety: They seem to take the cleanliness seriously, given the circumstances. Hand sanitizer everywhere, staff masked up, and they seemed to be cleaning diligently. The "Rooms sanitized between stays" claim gave me a bit of peace of mind, especially after seeing the chaos outside.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Hygiene certification: I didn't see any certifications, but the place looked clean.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: I didn't opt out, because, you know, germs freak me out.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: From Bland Buffet to…Slightly Less Bland Buffet
- Breakfast [buffet]: Ah, the buffet. A classic hotel experience. The Asian breakfast was… well, it was there. The International cuisine? Similar story. Let's just say it wasn't the culinary highlight. The coffee, however, was surprisingly decent.
- Restaurants, Coffee shop, Poolside bar: I didn't try the restaurant or the coffee shop, I was too scared. I think I saw a bar.
- Room service [24-hour], Snack bar, Desserts in restaurant, Bottle of water, Vegetarian restaurant: Room service was a lifesaver for those midnight cravings (I had the fries, don't judge!). It was an improvement over the buffet.
- Alternative meal arrangement, Breakfast service: They did offer alternative meal arrangements, but seriously, if I see another packet of instant noodles…
- Happy hour: I missed it. Cries.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day Dreams… or Reality?
- Pool with view, Swimming pool [outdoor]: The pool looked inviting. Did I get in? Nope. I was too busy enjoying the view from above. But it looked clean and well-maintained.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness, Spa/sauna: I saw a gym that looked decently equipped. The spa? Didn’t get a chance to try it. Next time, maybe! (Or maybe not. I can be a lazy bum sometimes.)
- Massage, Body scrub, Foot bath, Sauna, Steamroom: I'm not a spa person.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, and the…Elevator
- Concierge, Doorman, Elevator, Front desk [24-hour], Luggage storage: The staff were generally helpful and friendly. The elevator was slow, but it got me up to that glorious view.
- Business facilities, Meeting/banquet facilities: I didn't use any of this, because, well, vacation.
- Air conditioning in public area, Cash withdrawal,: Standard stuff.
- Invoice provided, Xerox/fax in business center: Good if you're there for business, but I can't pretend I know how it works.
- Daily housekeeping: The daily housekeeping was efficient and unobtrusive.
For the Kids: (If You Dare!)
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids meal,: Didn't see many kids around, which was fine by me. But the facilities seemed alright.
Cleanliness & Safety: A Covid-Conscious Stay
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer: They were doing what they could. I felt relatively safe.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: I can see they are.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: The dining setup was reasonable.
- First aid kit, Hygiene certification, Safe dining setup: I didn't see the certifications, but again, I felt safe.
The Emotional Verdict: View Over Imperfections?
Look, Serpong Greenview isn’t perfect. Far from it. The buffet could be better, the sofa needs a revamp, and the accessibility is… well, it could be better. But. That view. That freaking view. It almost makes up for it all. It’s a solid choice if you want a decent place with an amazing view that’s a bit of a mixed bag.
Would I go back? Maybe. Probably. Especially if they upgrade that sofa. And maybe spruce up the buffet. And maybe I'll try that spa next time. It's worth it for the view, and hey, if I can survive the Jakarta traffic, I can survive a few hotel quirks.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary, alright? We're talking messy, chaotic, and probably slightly disastrous (in the best way possible) adventure to the Best View 2BR at Serpong Greenview By Travelio in Tangerang, Indonesia. Let's do this… deep breath
Pre-Trip Anxiety & Pre-emptive Regret (AKA The Lead Up)
Week Before: Panic mode activated. I booked this a while ago, and now I'm actually going. I haven't packed. My passport is probably expired. Did I even remember to set up international roaming? Ugh. The sheer logistical stuff is enough to make me want to… well, maybe just stay in bed. But the photos of that "Best View" are kinda hypnotic. Okay, deep breaths.
Days Before: Feverishly Googling "Tangerang dangers." Apparently, traffic is legendary. Also, the mosquitoes. I need to buy, like, industrial-strength bug spray. Start packing. Realized my "travel outfit" is suspiciously similar to my pajamas. Decide I'm embracing "comfort chic" meaning mostly elastic waistbands.
Departure Day: Chaotic scramble. Last-minute packing (still forgot something, guaranteed). The Uber driver is clearly judging my life choices. "Don't worry," I tell myself, "it's all going to be worth it for that view." (Famous last words, right?)
Day 1: Arrival, Bewilderment, and Balcony Bliss!
Morning (The Arrival Debacle): Landed in Jakarta, airport chaos. The line for customs was longer than my entire to-do list. Finally out, and… holy humidity! It feels like wearing a warm, wet towel. Find my pre-booked taxi (phew!) and get ready for the legendary traffic. (Pro-tip: Pack a good podcast and a whole lot of patience.)
Afternoon (The Serpong Greenview Discovery): Arrive at Serpong Greenview. The lobby is… well, functional. The check-in process is a little slower than expected. (Note to self: learn some basic Bahasa Indonesia.) We finally get to the apartment. And the… view. Holy. Moly. The photos didn't do it justice! This is what I came for. The city sprawls before me, a twinkling tapestry. Instantly, the traffic misery fades from my memory.
Early Evening (The Grocery Gamble): Time to get supplies! I found a nearby supermarket, got myself some snacks, snacks, and more snacks. Because, comfort is important. Then, after a quick meal, I had my first taste of Indonesian cuisine (because after all, what could go wrong?).
Evening (Balcony Bliss & Jet Lag Fugue): Wine on the balcony. I’m already in love. The sunset paints the sky in fiery hues. Just… perfect. This is why I travel. This is why I put up with the airport madness. Then, jet lag hits. Hard. Managed to stay awake long enough to watch the city lights shimmer and fade into a hazy dreamscape. Bedtime, sweet dreams.
Day 2: Culture Shock, Culinary Adventures, and Karaoke Chaos!
Morning (The Coffee Conundrum): Wake up. Sun streaming in. Coffee cravings hit hard. Trying to find a decent espresso machine in this kitchen feels like a scavenger hunt. Eventually, success! (Hallelujah).
Mid-Morning (The City Exploration): Decided to be adventurous and hail a Grab (Indonesian Uber). Tried to navigate the city. Let's just say, Google Maps and I had a very strained relationship. Ended up completely lost. Found a local market, though! The sights, the smells, the sheer vibrancy! I try some street food. My taste buds explode. Some good, some… let's just say adventurous.
Afternoon (The Cultural Immersion): Visit a local temple (I think. I probably should have read more beforehand). The architecture is gorgeous. I stumble through some photos and try to look reverent, even though I am thinking about what to eat for dinner.
Evening (Karaoke Catastrophe): Went to a karaoke bar (suggested by the taxi man, of course). I don't speak Indonesian, and my singing voice is… well, let's say it's a "unique interpretation" of music. The locals are incredibly kind, and even sang along. I'm pretty sure they were laughing with me, not at me, right?
Day 3: Relaxation, River Views, and Reckless Indulgences
- Morning (Spa Day, Sort Of): Today is all about relaxation! I'm not sure there are actually any spas around, but I am determined to indulge in a self-administered facial, facemask and a good book on the balcony.
- Mid-Morning (River Views and Contemplation): I decide to venture outside for a long walk. I take a walk by the river, enjoy the scenery, and just breathe. I can't believe how quickly I'm starting to feel like I belong.
- Afternoon (Food Glorious Food): I had a delicious lunch at a restaurant. After all this self-care, I deserve a treat! I let the waiter pick the dishes. He gets excited and I get a feast!
- Evening (Farewell Dinner): The last night! I go back to my favorite rooftop bar and enjoy, one last time, the beauty and peace.
Day 4: Departure and Contemplation (or, The Emotional Fallout)
Morning (Packing & Reality Check): Ugh, packing. This time, it’s even harder. Leaving that view is more difficult than I imagined. Realize I probably haven't seen half of what I wanted to. Decide I have to come back.
Afternoon (The Airport Hustle): Taxi. Traffic. Airport. Security drama. The whole ordeal.
Evening (Post-Travel Blues & Reflections): Back home. The laundry pile looms. The post-vacation blues creep in. But as I sift through my photos, a wave of warmth washes over me. The chaos, the karaoke, the weird food… all of it. Worth it. Absolutely worth it.
Final Thoughts:
Indonesia, you wild, beautiful, sometimes baffling place! You've managed to simultaneously stress me out and fill my soul. That Best View? It's everything they promised and more. I'm already planning my return. Be warned, Tangerang: I shall return! And this time, I'll learn some Indonesian. Maybe.
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Serpong Greenview 2BR: Unfiltered FAQs (Because Let's Be Real)
Okay, the view… seriously? Is it *that* good? Because online photos are often a lie.
Look, I'm a cynical person by nature. I've been burned by "stunning panoramic views" that turned out to be a glorified view of a brick wall. But… this? This is different. I went up there, expecting disappointment, and my jaw actually dropped. (Don't tell anyone – I'm trying to maintain a certain image.) You're talking a HUGE, wide-open panorama. Yes, there are other buildings, it's Tangerang, not the Swiss Alps, okay? But the way the light catches the sprawling city... It's just… *chef's kiss*. I swear, I saw a sunset there that nearly made me weep. And I'm not a weeper. (Except for that time I watched *Marley & Me…* Forget I said that.) So, yeah, the view is pretty darn amazing. Don't expect perfectly clear days every single day. Smog happens. But even then, it’s still impressive. It's a solid 8/10 view, maybe 9/10 on a clear day, and a definite 10/10 when you're feeling particularly dramatic.
The space… how *big* is "2BR" in reality? Because, again, misleading photos are my nemesis.
Alright, let's be honest. "2BR" doesn't mean you're getting a mansion. It's a city apartment, people. Think compact, efficient. I wouldn't recommend playing a full-blown soccer game in it. You'll want to measure. Check the measurements they provide because the photos might make it look bigger than it really is. I can tell you this though: it's functional. There’s enough space for a couple, or even a small family, without feeling like you're all crammed into a shoebox. The bedrooms are decent sizes. If you’re planning on having a home office, you may have to get creative depending on how much stuff you need, or maybe just rent a separate co-working space.
What about the building amenities? Pool? Gym? Do they actually work?
Okay, the amenities are… a mixed bag, to be honest. (Welcome to apartment life!). The pool? Yep, it's there. I saw people in it. Looked clean enough (that's a win!). I didn't actually *swim* in it, because I was terrified of accidentally kicking someone. The gym? I peeked inside. Looked like basic gym equipment, nothing fancy, probably good enough for a quick workout. You get what you pay for. The important thing is, the gym exists. Whether you actually use it… well, that's a personal problem. The grounds around the building are pretty well kept. Keep in mind, I’m basing this information on a quick glance, so go check it out for yourself if it matters that much.
Is it noisy? Traffic? Neighbors? Because peace and quiet are gold.
Ah, the eternal struggle. City living, right? Traffic can be a thing, but that’s the beauty of being high up - you're *above* all that honking and chaos, to an extent. You likely hear some noise from the outside - but if you picked an apartment in the city, the serenity of a forest cabin is just not going to happen. The building seems pretty well-constructed, which is a bonus. The neighbors... well, that's a gamble everywhere. Hopefully, you’re getting some good neighbors.
What's the parking situation like? I have a car (and a mild phobia of circling endlessly).
Parking is... typical city parking. Be prepared to navigate it. They DO have parking, which is a huge plus. Confirm the costs, because that's another thing that can vary wildly. I didn't personally experience the parking *nightmare*, but I've lived in enough urban environments to know the drill. Plan ahead, allow extra time, and maybe invest in some calming meditation techniques. Seriously.
How's the location? Convenient for… you know… life?
Location, location, location! Okay, it’s in Serpong. Everything's relative, right? This isn't the *center* of everything, but it’s pretty well-placed for getting around. Close to major roads and/or public transportation is an important factor. I'm not going to pretend I know the exact commute times to every single place in Tangerang. You'll have to figure that out yourself. But from what I can tell, you should be able to get around pretty easily to most places.
Is the kitchen… usable? I actually *cook*. (And I'm not a fan of tiny, useless kitchens).
Okay, so this is a crucial point for me. I *hate* tiny kitchens. I like to cook, and I need space. Check out the actual space and the condition of the equipment like stove or oven, if you can, and the amount of counter space is important to check. I'd rate the kitchen as… okay. It should be functional. It's not going to be a chef's dream kitchen, but it should be adequate for preparing meals. If you’re a serious gourmet, maybe bring your own portable induction cooktop or something.
What's the DEAL with the internet? Is it fast? Reliable? Because slow internet is a dealbreaker. And don't even get me started on dropped calls.
Oh. The internet. This is a biggie. Seriously. You can't work remotely, stream Netflix, or even just browse cat videos in peace with a slow or unreliable connection. I recommend asking the landlords or previous tenants about the internet situation. Get specifics about the speed and the provider. Don't just take their word for it. I'd recommend trying out the internet on-site (if they let you). If fast and reliable internet is crucial to your life, then you need to investigate this VERY carefully. It could make or break your whole living experience. I've rented apartments where the internet was so bad, I considered moving back in with my parents. And that is saying something.
What are the other people who live there like? Are you likely to get stuck with noisy neighbors?
Look, I don't have a crystal ball. AndCozy Stay Spot
