Sumter's BEST Hotel? IHG Holiday Inn Express Review! (Shocking!)
Sumter's "BEST" Hotel? Buckle Up, Buttercups: My Holiday Inn Express Odyssey (Seriously Shocking!)
Alright, folks, let's get real. When I heard "BEST" hotel in Sumter, South Carolina, my expectations were… well, let's just say I wasn't expecting the Ritz. But hey, a weary traveler's gotta rest their head somewhere, and the Holiday Inn Express beckoned. And what an experience it was! Let's dive in, shall we? This is gonna be a bit of a wild ride, so hold on tight.
Arrival & First Impressions: A Mostly Smooth Landing (Minus the Minor Hiccup)
The facade looked… Holiday Inn Express-y. You know the drill – the familiar blue and orange, the promise of a vaguely modern experience. The parking situation? Abundant, and thankfully, car park [free of charge]! Score one for convenience. I appreciated that.
Accessibility: Crucial for me. While I didn't need a wheelchair myself, I always pay attention. Elevators were present and functioning, which is NOT always a given. Score! Facilities for disabled guests were listed, hopefully, that's true. I saw no issues.
Check-in: The front desk [24-hour] was a relief. I arrived late, and the staff (who looked genuinely happy to see me, which is always a plus) whisked me through the process. Contactless check-in/out? Yup, in action. A tiny bit of a glitch – a small mix-up with the room type I booked, but it was quickly sorted out. Minor imperfection, and I'm not going to hold it against them.
Rooms: Clean, Comfy, and Equipped for Maximum Relaxation (Mostly)
Okay, the room. This is where things got… interesting. The non-smoking sign was a welcome sight. The air conditioning was blasting – a godsend after the South Carolina humidity. The blackout curtains? Fantastic! My sleep depends on them. I could've slept for days! The free Wi-Fi? Wi-Fi [free], Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Brilliant.
Let's break down the goodies!
- Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
The bed was surprisingly comfortable, the pillows fluffy. The extra long bed was a major plus, because, seriously, who wants to feel cramped when they're trying to unwind?
The Bathroom: Now, the bathroom… pristine! Absolutely squeaky clean. Toiletries were decent. Hair dryer worked like a charm. (A lifesaver!). The refrigerator was a nice touch too, perfect for keeping those emergency snacks and drinks cold, and that is important.
Here's the Catch: The TV had a decent selection of channels, but the remote was a bit… temperamental. Kept accidentally switching channels. Minor annoyance, but those things add up for a tech-head like me.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe and Sound (and Germ-Free-ish)
Look, this is 2024. Cleanliness is not just a suggestion; it's a requirement. And the Holiday Inn Express in Sumter? They seemed to take it seriously. I saw hand sanitizer stations everywhere. Staff trained in safety protocol, presumably, because they were all masked. Anti-viral cleaning products must have been used, because the entire place smelled crisp and clean. I appreciated that. Room sanitization opt-out available? Nope, I didn't know that I could.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Breakfast Bonanza (and a Hopeful Bar)
Breakfast. The promised land! Breakfast [buffet] was in action, and it was fairly well-stocked. The usual suspects: scrambled eggs (meh), sausage links, waffles, cereal, fruit, and pastries. Surprisingly, the coffee wasn't the usual lukewarm hotel swill; it was actually decent. The breakfast takeaway service was a nice touch for those in a hurry.
Speaking of food delivery: There are a ton of restaurants in the area, but if you want something fast, there is food delivery.
Internet Access: Wi-Fi Dreams Come True (Mostly)
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! God bless 'em. The connection was surprisingly reliable, a far cry from the dial-up nightmares of yesteryear.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Not Spa-tacular, But Good Enough
This isn't a spa resort, folks, so temper those expectations. There WAS a swimming pool [outdoor], looked inviting!
Services and Conveniences: A Mixed Bag of Good and… Not So Good
The hotel had a convenience store, which is always a lifesaver for grabbing a forgotten toothbrush or a late-night snack. They offered Daily housekeeping, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Dry cleaning, Ironing service, and Safety deposit boxes.
The Downside: No Pets Allowed, which is unfortunate.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly, But Not Over-the-Top
Family/child friendly? Sure. Kids meal? Unsure. They had the basics.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy
Car park [free of charge] was great. There was airport transfer too, although I didn't need it. There was also a taxi service.
Final Verdict: A Solid Choice, With Some Quirks!
Look, the Holiday Inn Express in Sumter isn't going to win any awards for luxury. But it delivers on its core promises: a clean, comfortable room, a decent breakfast, and a convenient location. The staff were friendly, the Wi-Fi was reliable, and the beds were comfy. There are a few minor quirks, for sure, but nothing that would deter me from returning. Overall, a solid, reliable choice!
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-packaged travel itinerary. This is… well, this. This is my attempt to wrangle a trip to the Holiday Inn Express & Suites Sumter, South Carolina, into something resembling a readable account. Let's see how this goes.
Day 1: Descent into Sumter (and Existential Dread)
14:00 - The Arrival (or, the Great Luggage Struggle). Okay, so, technically arrival time at the Holiday Inn Express is "at your convenience." Mine, apparently, was after I'd wrestled my suitcase through the revolving door like I was training for the TSA Olympics. Seriously, those things are designed to humiliate you. The front desk lady, bless her heart, was the picture of Southern hospitality, though I swear I saw a flicker of pity in her eyes as I finally managed to heave my bag onto the floor.
14:30 - Room Assessment (and Mild Panic). The room! It was… a room. Cleanish. Not the Ritz, but hey, it had a bed. A slightly lumpy bed, mind you. I did a quick sweep for bedbugs (paranoid, much?), and the existential dread that always accompanies being in a hotel room washed over me. You know that feeling? Like, you're surrounded by strangers, in a place that's vaguely sterile and transient, and suddenly you're questioning all your life choices.
15:00 - Unpacking (and the Search for the Remote). Unpacked. Found the remote. Victory. The TV was a bit fuzzy, which perfectly mirrored my mood. Decided to channel surf, landed on a shopping channel. Watched a lady aggressively sell ceramic gnomes. My existential dread intensified.
16:00 - Poolside Stroll (and the Revelation that I need a nap). Thought I'd embrace the "resort life" – so, a quick walk near the hotel's pool. It was… underwhelming. The water looked less beckoning and more like a shimmering shade of algae. A kid was screaming, and the parents were on their phones. So picturesque! Decided a nap was the only sane option left.
17:00 - The "Nap" (a prolonged, drool-filled saga of dreams about ceramic gnomes). Let's just say the nap went south. I dreamt of the gnome lady from the shopping channel, chasing me through a maze of inflatable flamingos. Woke up feeling groggier than before, and slightly ashamed.
19:00 - Dinner Debacle (or, "Where the heck are the decent restaurants in Sumter?"). Okay, finding somewhere to eat. My stomach gave a threatening rumble. I walked around, hoping to find a decent place, but the options were a bit… limited. Ended up at a BBQ place. Food was okay, but the ambiance was a bit "hole-in-the-wall." The waitress, bless her heart, gave me the "you're not from around here, are you?" look, which, honestly, I usually get.
20:30 - Nightcap (and Staring at the Ceiling, Contemplating Life). Back in my room, with a ginger ale from the vending machine (the only thing remotely exciting), and staring at the ceiling. Thinking: why am I here? What is my purpose? Will I find a decent coffee shop tomorrow? Decided the only answer was to turn off the lights and sleep.
Day 2: Culture, Coffee, and a Dash of Disappointment
- 07:00 - The Breakfast "Experience" (and my desperate search for edible fruit). Breakfast! Free breakfast! Huzzah! Until I saw it. The usual suspects: rubbery eggs, sad-looking sausages, and a waffle maker that looked like it hadn't been cleaned since the Reagan administration. I tried to find some fruit, but all that was left was a half-eaten banana and a single, lonely orange. I opted for a bagel with cream cheese, trying not to think about the nutritional content. Or lack thereof.
- 08:00 - First thing first: Coffee! It was coffee (not strong), but the sheer fact that I was able to find some coffee made all the difference in the world.
- 09:00 - Sumter County Museum (and the surprisingly interesting history of…Sumter). Dragged myself to the Sumter County Museum (thanks google maps). I wasn't expecting much, but you know what? It was actually pretty darn cool! Some old pictures, interesting facts about the history of the area, and a very polite volunteer who told me about the local Civil War history. I learned a thing or two and, dare I say, enjoyed myself.
- 11:00 - Quick trip to the parks (and the mosquitoes' buffet). I thought I'd try and find some of the parks. Beautiful, yes…but filled with mosquitoes, which I didn't enjoy so much.
- 12:00 - Lunch (and the quest for caffeine salvation). Found a local sandwich shop. The food was good (finally!), but I needed a real coffee and I needed it now.
- 13:00 - Coffee (and the bitter truth). Found a coffee shop, which as I wrote about earlier, helped me find the courage to go on.
- 14:00 - Back to the hotel (staring at the bed and re-assessing the itinerary).
- 15:00 - Trying to find something more exciting to do. Couldn't find it. Decided to check out and head back home.
Day 3: Leaving.
- 09:00 - The Exit (and the lingering feeling of "meh"). Checked out, said goodbye to the surprisingly friendly front desk lady, and swore to myself that I would never again judge a book by its cover (or a hotel by its… well, everything). Sumter, you provided an experience, and I'm glad I went!
Final Thoughts:
The Holiday Inn Express & Suites Sumter was… a hotel. It served its purpose. It wasn't glamorous, but it was clean-ish, offered a free breakfast (of sorts), and the staff were genuinely lovely. Sumter itself? Well, it's a place. You see it, you experience it, and you eventually… leave. Would I go back? Maybe. But I'd pack my own pillow, a box of decent coffee, and maybe a hazmat suit for the pool. And definitely a strong anti-gnome-lady shield.
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